22 GAY PEOPle's ChronICLE

JANUARY 26, 1996

Dykes To Watch Out For

Petic Justice

935 By A.

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SOMEWHERE

IN A RENOVATED DOWNTOWN WAREHOUSE...

Mo's PULCHRITUDINOUS PAL PERFORMS HER PUERILE POETRY.

HER PUSSY SUCKED ME IN LIKE A

CARLETON SHEETJ REAL ESTATE INFOMERCIAL....

AFTERWARDS... HI, MO! ONE OF MY

GINGER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

OLD STUDENTS READ TONIGHT. THE ONE WEARING THE RHING STONE-STUDDED DILDO..

RATHER A HACKNEYED TAKE ON THE PHALLIC PRETENSIONS OF THE PENIS, DIDN'T YOU THINK?

OH. THIS IS SYDNEY. SHE'S THE NEW ASSISTANT PROF IN THE WOMEN'S STUDIES DEPARTMENT. MO WORKS AT MADWIMMIN BOOKS.

YES, I'VE SEEN YOU THERE. NOT A BAD BOOKSTORE FOR THE PROVINCES.

BUT YOU KNOW, GINGER, YOUR STUDENT WAS POSITIVELY INSPIRED NEXT TO THAT VAPID BLONDE BUTCH WITH THE INFOMERCIAL SIMILES.

OH, COME ON! JUST BECAUSE BEATRICE IS GOOD LOOKING, PEOPLE THINK SHE MUST BE STUPID. HER POETRY WORKS ON LOTS OF LEVELS! LOOK BELOW THE SURFACE!

IF I LOOKED BELOW HER SURFACE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'D SEE? NOTHING. ZIP. THE VOID. ONE BIG FOUCAULDIAN LACUNA.

UH... WE WERE GONNA GO GET SOME COFFEE. CARE TO JOIN US?

THANKS,

BUT BEATRICE AND I ARE GOING OUT.

UH... BEATRICE?

'SCUSE ME...

OH, HI, MO. LISTEN, A BUNCH OF US ARE GOING OVER TO SYLVIA'S FOR

OH.

UM... I THINK I'LL TAKE A RAIN CHECK.

MARTINIS AND FAG PORN, WANNA COME?

N

HEY, MO! DID

YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?

YEAH. SHE'S JUST A BIG LACUNA AFTER ALL. LET'S GO GET SOME HIGH-TEST.

REGIONAL SURVEY:

PALM SPRINGS CA.

Hi, UH,. I WAS WONDER

SAUGATUCK MI.

ING, DO YOU KNOW IF ANY

ACTUALLY, MY HOUSEMATES &IARE! STOP BY! HEY THAT

UH, HAVE

YEA.I'VE

DO YOU KNOW

YOU HEARD OF

HEARD OF A

IF THERE'S A

ANY PARTIES?

how Brassy

PARTY.YOUTE

PARTY?

LOOKING AT THE

ONE IS HAVING

BE EXCELLENT

PARTY.THIS IS

A PARTY?

LEMME GIVE YA DIRECTIONS.

ALL THE PARTY YOU'RE GOING

TO NEED, TO PARTY...

Hi,UH.I WAS WONDERING IF YOU KNEW OF..oh FORGET IT..

ON THIS PLACE IS really LOSING ITS APPEAL..

KEY WEST FL.

GALLON OF TEQUILA

PANTIES FAJITA INGESTED 3DAYS AGO AT SOUTH OF THE BORDER"

STRAIGHT KID ON SPRING BREAK.

THE PINES, FIRE ISLAND, NY.

HEY,'KNOW OF ANY PARTIES?

Indiana

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YES. AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO THEM ACTUALLY, YOU'RE NOT "A-LIST" ENOUGH TO NOT INVITE YOU SIM PLY DON'T EXISTAT ALL. hey.. GOT ANY GUM?

ETHAN GREEN BY Eric Orner

WARNING!

The funniest comedy

of the year comes to

DURANG

DURANG

by Christopher Durang

January 10 February 10

CALL (614) 461-0010

512 N. Park St., Columbus, OH 43215

PROVINCETOWN MA.

IS THERE A PARTY?

UM.HELLO? THIS IS NEW ENGLAND ...BLUE LAWS?... QUAKERS HUNG ON THE COMMON? BARS CLOSING AT DUSK?. THERE IS NO PARTY & NO AFTER HOURS PARTY I DON'T THINK... WHY? DIDJA HEAR SOMETHING? TELLME?

PENSACOLA FL.

(Chuckle) YOU NORTHERN BOYS..Y'ALL DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PARTY..SO BUSY TOSSIN' ATTITUDE, Y'ALL DON'T EVEN RE CALL THAT YOU'RE AT A PARTY... MAYBE IF YOU TOOK OFF THOSE GOGGLES.

"Durang's funniest play in years." --Michael Grossberg, Columbus Dispatch

Ca/co

CONTEMPORARY AMERICAN THEATRE COMPANY

Margaret M. Anich and Kevin J. Hayes in DURANG DURANG (Photo by Geoffrey Nelson)